improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

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ichidou:

sarge’s epithets are seriously the greatest part of this series

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blackjackkent:

One of the worst parts of this war is watching the kids react. If they’re lucky, they grow up thinking the galaxy is basically a decent place. Some rough spots here and there, but for the most part, life makes sense.

Now they find out it was all a lie. They wake up to see these things in the dark that just want to destroy everyone they ever cared about.

If they survive, there will be a lot of angry orphans out there looking for answers…

~ Garrus Vakarian

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restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

(via breefolk)

asker

Anonymous asked: Humans are animals. If we weren't, we'd be plants.

peppylilspitfuck:

misandry-mermaid:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

carolinadipper:

lioness-liberal:

carolinadipper:

Plants are the only alternative? Wow that’s so intelligent of you!! Animals don’t willfully abort their unborn babies

Yeah they do, animals can self abort. Armadillos can and many other animals if they feel threatened or the environment isn’t right. Do your research please.

Yea key word, the environment isn’t right to raise a child, they don’t do it because the mother just decides they don’t want the kid

Factors such as their environment, personal health, litter size, and whether or not they can keep their offspring provided for are all determining factors for animals self aborting.

Kind of like the reasons humans choose for abortion

So technically yeah, it’s because the mother chose not to go on with the pregnancy.

-Ash

Oh my god this carolinadipper dude is such a carolinadipshit.

Don’t forget that some animals will just abandon their offspring or eat them if it gets rough. So you know abortion sounds a lot more compassionate.

Some father animals will eat their offspring just for the hell of it because yummy delicious babies….

I had hamsters growing up. It was an educational time for me….

vaginastew:

things that are outside

  • bugs
  • rapists

things that are not outside

  • wifi
  • my refrigerator
  • me

(via peppylilspitfuck)

buns-of-men:

Mordremoth.

buns-of-men:

Mordremoth.

(via saladbolg)

whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.
Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.

On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

(via nevananxa)

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

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animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

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nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

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